king-homo

my name is sideshow aiko im here to stay

.:TESTIMONIALS:.

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"HI KATA"
"NNO I MEANT KARA" - maizy


"HI KARA HHI KARA HI KARA!!!!!!!!" - maizy again

"tick"- maizy

"(sexy jelly wizard)" - tumblr user pansages

"god kara i misread your art tag as 'karkat'" - wren

"[studio sitcom laughter. the sitcom revolves around kara's inability to tell clothes from food. going to the mall is quite the adventure]" - mew

"literally you are you microwaved piece of karas cussing" - meteors

"kara is a hero" - maizy again again

"anyone else notice kara and kars are spelled exactly the same" - hailey while reading jjba part 2

METEORS: how should i put this
METEORS: kara is
METEORS: real emotion

"love kara" - maizy again again again

"(aside) hmm… kara is tsundere, are they? kehehe…" - wren again

"Determinator, Dangerously Genre Savvy, Bishonen, Ordinary High School Student, Screw The Rules I'm Doing What's Right" - blake

"Kara what the fuck are you stoned god dammit what the fuck are you stoned? High again? Smoking a hilariously sized bowl of weed just for kicks eh? What kind of example is that." - meteors [im clean i swear]

"i have no idea if this’ll sound weird but?? to me you are? just from like, readin’ your posts n shit, you don’t really have just one gender, you sorta teeter and that’s hella rad." - THIS PERSON WHO LIKES LLAMAS SAID THIS TO ME AND I WAS VERY PLEASED

"kara" - maizy again again again

"excuse me blood king homo, wielder of the mighty stand The First Ever Gay Dog, but i would like to pay tribute in misplaced text-size 9 gore fantasies and heart emoticons <3" - shad

"ill protect kara with my life" - m-maizy

"The Mad King Kara. Has a nice ring to it." - breann

"like a bloody storm asuku like a bloody storm" - evi

"kARA i just woke up and i remembered that you were in my last dream like yeah you were just randomly there??? and i was like "everyone step back let the kara do this they are more qualified than u :U" and you were totally awesome yes" - an anon who thinks im qualified to do something

"you're confident in yourself and what you like" - evi

"You're so Kara *slight variation of That's So Raven theme song plays*" - another anon

"Noriaki Kakyoin. Kind of odd, makes friends quickly, very pretty, with a big, strong heart and the tendency t-- EMERALD SPLASH" - blake describes me as a jjba character

KARA: theres no clever way to work kara into levi thats distressing
ERIK: levirage to kara
ERIK: leverage
ERIK: get it
ERIK: because leverage is like
ERIK: multiplying economic gains and losses
ERIK: so levi helps you with the economy
ERIK: of your heart
KARA: i'll fickign pucn you in the hgut

"i like to picture you as a chansey with spikes on and carrying around a whip and sunglasses and glares a lot but is actually a big dork and cries a lot" - nika

"ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ kara is strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ" - shad

[7:37:30 PM] Kars: (hakamorri voice) cnnan i have a Small Man' s WEtsuit Please
[7:37:36 PM] Maizy: (hakaFUCKCC KARA
[7:37:38 PM] Maizy: I WA S JSUT ABOUT T
[7:37:48 PM] Arden: IGIGIH
[7:37:49 PM] Maizy: UIM LUHGIN AO ARHD
[7:37:51 PM] Kars: hakafuck kara (smirk)
[7:37:51 PM] Arden: HGHGNH
[7:37:55 PM] Arden: JAKON
[7:37:57 PM] Maizy: KATRA NO
[7:37:58 PM] Arden: HJJGKH
[7:38:08 PM] Kars: (smirk)

"you're like a super exquisite limited-edition collector's doll and you deserve only the best outfits" - isa

"mysterious. powerful" - anonymous

"*seeing a kara* fhg;;;//'''g;;" - IS MAIZY OK

"youre the burger king. bloodstained shitty paper crown and all" - anonymous

"when i was driving back to school earlier that fucking "no can do" song came on the radio and i busted up laughing bc i thought of you" - isa

"y-you reblogged that social justice post to your oc blog" - maizy

"aesthetic: gay blood" - maizy

"Like normal blood" - maizy

"but gay..." - maizy

"Hi my name's Kara and I'm a big gay and I'll rip out your organs and kiss them all over because I'm a big dumb witch" - nika in probably the most accurate testimonial on this page thusfar

"im kara, th manliest prettiest doll in th world n also a witch lets drink tea theres blood in the tea its pretty im great im amazing i will destroy bad people without fear or fail bc im great ." - atticus. also the most accurate testimonial on this page thusfar

"hello i am kara and i am here to teach u how to cook delicious pizza. first, find your human flesh- haha, im just kidding, friends. human flesh is valuable. use it only in your finest meals. alt: hi im kara and i am that creepy doll in your grandmothers house, yea, that one, and i like gore and animatronics" - ben

"hello yes i am ~ k a r a ~ and i just stuck my hand in the blender. do not worry, friend, for i did not press 'on' on the blender until my hand was fully in the blender. by the way, do you want a strawberry smoothie" - maw

"IM K ARA AND I HAVE ABOUT 104 OCS. i like small animals and i have my own farm. my gender is [explosion noises] and my sexuality is [wizards chanting]. i really like scary things!!! guro is v good. follow for more large memes." - party person

"IM JUST LAUGHING AT THE MENTAL IMAGE OF KARA THROWING RANDOM OBJECTS AT PAOLO AND YELLING WHILE HE JUST. STANDS THERE. RESIGNED TO THIS FATE" - mew

"kara is Cool

and Awesome

how Cool?

(⌐■_■)(⌐■_■)(⌐■_■)(⌐■_■)(⌐■_■)(⌐■_■)(⌐■_■)(⌐■_■)(⌐■_■)(⌐■_■)

that many sunglasses of Cool

(maybe more)" - flap

"you’re the prettiest doll i’ve ever seen" - wren

"everry time kara posts its just (me pointing at the screen) There they are! There they are! Thsi is a friend of mine! There th" - maizy

"idk if it has a name but the 'take no shit' vibe, but u also got a great sense of humor? so its like u can have fun, but if someone says something out of pocket ur fuckin read 2 go" - tumlr user uwu-chan

"kara going off on some clown on my dash… good end to a bad day tbh" - disco

"Dark google show me the epic kara memez" - maizy

"the witch of winter protects the town from the outsiders. the frost keeps away the unrighteous. meanwhile, the snow is beautiful and shining, reflecting the light and dazzling the citizens" - mew

"your fav is problematic: kara
>has the best taste in YTPs
>already knows every vocaloid song i try to show them
>good writing
>good friend
>valid emotions and not a bad person at all no matter what they think tbh" - atticus ;_;

"Look at how big their heart is. Look at how much love Kara has." - SPINY <3

"So you count yourself among the SJWs, who want to drain the fun out of games and turn them into a homogenous, non-offensive cornucopia of blandness." - gamergate.txt

"YOUR FAVE IS PROBLEMATIC KARA EDITION:

>thinks brr is hwoon
>probably an sjw" - tumblr user uwu-chan, a mighty sjw shill

"Is kara going to be ok" - maizy

"[talking to myself] be strong for kara" - pyarty

"i firmly believe that kara will win at all times" - maizy

"kara winterywitch always seems to understand ever post with aave in it without question and it’s a little bit sus i’m watching u buddy i know you dont have urbandicitonary open so whats your secret??????? let the public know???????" - uwu-chan

"kara has better taste in fallout husbands than i do" - isa

"CLARITY IN ALL ITS TERROR" - other kara

"BLUE MOONLIGHT ON THE RED EARTH AND THE FINALITY OF DUSK" - mew

"Chaotic good, honestly" - brumm

"Were you nyanners" - anonymous

"Arin would be disappointed in you." - someone calling themselves the 'phantasm of inanity'

"ur th only sun who's plasma-y butt i wouldn't annihilate tbh" - pluto

"THERE IS ALWAYS HOPE, WINTERFRESH-MORTY. NEVER GIV-GIVE UP HOPE." - some edgy anti-sjw rick blog on tumblr that bullies kiddos

"kara is the literally “how bad me be” meme at times like this i love ya kara" - pyarty

"my son gentarou is frightened of witches do not be afraid my son i know a very strong and powerful witch and their name is kara and they are Friendly and Kind and will not harm you" - nika

"A FILTHY SJW ……………………………………………………………………….logic is not your weapon, religion is not your enemy , does not wear a fedora..kinkshamed" - forte

"Don't believe a damn word this asshole says." - the girlfriend of a rapist

"if you see a girl named winterywitch, she's a troll in the sjw community, ignore her and block her. she'll make you grow gray hairs faster than obama in presidency" - tumblr anon

"Congrats on being the reason the alt-right exists, hope you're proud." someone who accused my boyfriend, who has a job, of not having a job

"okay but I dislike your url because every time I see it I always think of it as "winterywinch" which then leads to me thinking "it's winterywinch binch"" - blinx

"fo" - alma

"for some reason when I try to construct an image of winterywitch, I think of clothes in the colours of autumn and the faint smell of baking" - bendin

"namedrop - i love my dad WinteryWitch" - chii

"now see this arc was actually very important 2 tumblr user winterywitchs character development as it signified a shift in their priorities; overcoming their obsession with “social justice” and instead channeling their energy into worthwhile pursuits. it’s wonderful and subtly written character growth…. super excited to see where the author takes the story from here. [pretend i have a bunch of gifs of you subtly changing expressions peppered thru-out this reply]" - atticus

"i love my sexy beautiful perfect gf WinteryWitch" - my boyfriend, who has a job

"you’re not mentally ill, you’re a child whining for attention" - someone who apparently hasn't seen my fun laundry list of professionally diagnosed mental illnesses in their little bout of stalking me

"pictured: evil libfem kara winterywitch serving her victims the Gender Koolaid which will transform them into her underlings" - toc

"Kara’s magic makes traversing the environment very difficult as a result of the damage compared to speed it travels. She is So Strong." - spiny

"kara: i dont hate aces
KARA - LESBOPHOBE? CLICK THIS LINK TO FIND OUT!" - pluto

"i keep forgetting but happy fathers day dad ^_^ the sea is always bluer because of you <3" - CHII <3

"It's ironic because you have homo in your username, homo...homosexual? You're just bashing anti-SJWs pretty much because they're the king of human rights while SJWs are just made human beings, mainly just because the internet finally exists, not to mention atheism probs another reason." - i'm actually not positive what this is trying to say but this person blocked me IMMEDIATELY after sending me this which just makes this kind of hilarious

"ur the neutral path in an smt game, no doubt aka th BEST path ( thought the hardest. its okay god and lucifer are basically always assholes in smt)" - pluto

"congratz on getting featured on TIA!!! im going to bake a cake for you. a SJW cake if you will" - toc

"hello i am ⭐️ kara ⭐️ , allow me to Dazzle you with my creative talents and extensive knowledge of vocaloids" - my boyfriend mew, who - did you forget? - has a job

"this is really late BUT first impression: finally a Person Who Understands My Love For Wilfre From The Game Drawn To Life !! ^_^ L;ets Be Friendos !! *is elevenish* Now: [enduring th tikki room together, A Bond Which Cannot Be Broken, my fav sjw shill , A Really Cool Kara]" - atticus

"Callout Post: winterywitch
1) ON THEIR PHONE WHILE WE ARE SITTING AT A RESTAURANT
2) WILL NOT ENGAGE IN POLITE CONVERSATION
3) BOUGHT RANCH FOR OUR FINGERS???????" - teza, who made this post on their phone

“#KARA YOU’RE ON MY DASH! #an angel ! the goddess of discourse!” - ney

"I almost had a stroke in the dining hall WinteryWitch drew Jude with the HUGEST strap on" - ney

"callout post for tumblr user winterywitch
- made me aware of the horrifying newfound knowlege that trumploid exists" - nika

"Examples of things actually star wars fan people would never say, but people pretending to be mentalstarw ars fan for attention online would say." - atticus

"haughty sjw. im thinking of that one ytp quote thats like "they need to be thrown out. I'm the king."" - mew. he has a job

"You claim to be White but want to give away White children’s birthright. What a cuck to support White Genocide. Way to be anti White and sell out White children you wench." - some youtube dude directly to me

"KINkshaming for an entire tag of , Literally, Jerking off to Sj … anti sj.. “fuck” ery??? HMMM .. fuck ……Sounds sMexual" - forte

"petition for kara winterywitch to get a job at chipotle and Give Me The Free Guacamolmol" - atticus

"Kara winterywitch funny moments" - blinxx

"If you have an anime icon you have anti-sjw passing privilege" - blinxx

"and that wintrywitch... was albert einstein" - czecily

"you'd b a chaotic good mage/witch!! ' v ' very high level social justice witch, not to be trifled with,," - harley

"YR LINES ARE SO SMOOTH N SOFT N ROUNDED IT REMINDS ME OF STRAWBERRY GELATO" - kivyn

"your art style looks like chewy fruit snacks but like really classy chewy fruit snacks, like rose water and champagne flavored fruit snackes" - nika

"I think you’ve got this “soft aesthetic and kindness advocacy meets biting bitter bluntness” thing going on. I have an appreciation for the directness and willingness to be “that person” if you know what I mean? it’s hard to jot down." - tumblr user fluffydeathbringer h e doesnt have his name listed in his about and i dont th think he ever told me i m sorry bro ;-;

"just so you know, you're one of my favourite mutuals and you always have really smart and funny things to say. your aesthetic is so cute and i would love to get to know you better!" -🌺

"i think the first thing i ever saw you say was 'swedish accents are hot.' now i just see you as a goddess" - robin

"I feel safe with Kara around." - crepe except in miitopia

"Assumption: you have a special part of your brain that is solely for the purpose of remembering vocaloid trivia" - buffy

"welp since you decided to predictably block me, like the shithead you are,
Sure whatever you believe sweetheart, just hope you know you're full of shit regardless of the fact.
also, i fucking identify as a fucking pinecone.
-waits for autistic screeching like you just unleashed here-" - some weird lady who formats her posts whining about nonbinary people like bad tumblr RP posts which is now the new joke in my discord chat


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